IT'S SO COUNTERPRODUCTIVE. I'M SURE HER FELLOW OTT BLAINEWIVES WILL BE NODDING ALONG, THAT COLFER, SO UNPROFESSIONAL, UNABLE TO BRING HIMSELF TO GET CLOSE TO DARLING DARE, BUT ANYONE WHO'SE NOT LOOKING AT THAT STATEMENT THROUGH BRIGHT PINK DARREN CRISS WAYFARER KNOCKOFFS IS GOING TO THINK, HANG ON, WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH DARREN CRISS THAT CHRIS COLFER CAN'T EVEN TOUCH HIM?